Welt

After watching Snow, Sex and Suspicious parents, (and accidentally calling it Sun, Sea and Sexy Parents) my housemate and I have been on Urban Dictionary finding the best insults to send to each other. You see, what started our search for the best/weirdest insult was the fact that there was a foolish boy on Snow, Sex and Suspicious parents who got the word 'Welt' tattooed on his wrist. He claimed that he had made this word up, but lo-and-behold Urban Dictionary disagreed, telling us it actually was a Scottish slang word for penis. (If it is not, then I am sorry Scottish people)

So we sat and laughed at this guy for unknowingly getting penis tattooed on his wrist in front of the whole nation and wondered what other funny words were floating around in the world. Here are a few of my favourite examples:

Thot

Poopsock

Ya Nob

Slut Chops

Buff My Shit

BFMB

Fuck Muppet

Grossy Ass Bitch

Doggyknobber (my personal favourite)

I hope at least one of those gave you a giggle. I have been laughing at them for the past 2 hours. 

Right, I am off to use welt in my every day language, speak to y'all soon.